Pop N. Fresh - R.I.P.

Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday, at 71. In attendance at the funeral were Mrs Butterworth, the California Raisins, hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, and the Hostess Twinkies.

Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his career was filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Still, even as a crusty old man, he as a roll model for millions.

Fresh is survived by his second wife. They have two children and one in the oven.

The funeral was held at 3:30 for about 20 minutes.

*(my Dad sent this to me in his last letter. Not sure if he wrote it but I wouldn't be surprised, sounds like him.)